1. Rug burns or bruises. These are primarily going to affect the intimate positions you can engage in more than anything else. Just stay off of your back, knees or whatever is causing you discomfort and congratulate yourself for taking one for the team.
2. Strained muscle(s). As with any other athletic, cardiovascular activity, you run the risk of pulling something. A bit of pain and slight immobility, however, should be the ultimate excuse for being (or staying) on your back. Don’t be afraid to ask your partner to take charge. After all, you should be rewarded for an effort (hopefully) well done.
3. Head injury. Often the result of banging up against the headboard. Take a painkiller and remind yourself that there’s no need to pull off a Indecency star routine next time.
4. Soreness and swelling. Feeling sore and swollen can be an unfortunate consequence for the ladies in particular. This “ouch”—often due to womanly excoriation (or scraping of the womanly walls)— can make any type of penetration-related intimate activity pretty much impossible. But don’t let your enthusiasm go unrecognized. This is the perfect excuse for some tender love and care.
5. Dehydration. You’re burning calories, working up a sweat and losing lots of water. So stay hydrated, especially if you’ve been drinking alcohol and want to avoid a headache.
6. Urinary tract infection (UTI). Many women end up with a bout of cystitis (also called a urinary tract infection) after serious s*x sessions. And they can be crippling, as in, neither of you are seeing any action for the next few days while she’s on antibiotics. To avoid a UTI, a woman should be sure to empty her bladder immediately before and after intercourse. She should also drink lots of water and cranberry juice on a regular basis.
7. Lower back pain. Whether hurting from the impact or sore from delivering avid thrusts during intercourse, you may feel pain at the base of your spine. If you’re willing to attempt keeping at it like rabbits, try positions that tend to require slower movements, like side-by-side variations. Be sure to also give each other massages, enjoy a hot bath and practice Reiki, a form of energy healing, to help get you back into prime form.
8. Injured nerves. While the body’s hot spots can withstand a lot, too much direct stimulation of the nerves can be a bit painful at times. Somebody near and dear to me once put herself out of
commission the first night of a planned lovefest weekend. Pace yourself and listen to your body and what your lover is telling you when it comes to being direct versus indirect, or too much too soon.
commission the first night of a planned lovefest weekend. Pace yourself and listen to your body and what your lover is telling you when it comes to being direct versus indirect, or too much too soon.
9. Trouble finishing or reaching climax again. I know some men will think that this belongs in the next section, but this is a perfectly normal reaction to having lots of s*x in a short timeframe. A male’s Fluid level and sperm reserve both go down if he doesn’t give his body time to recharge. Therefore, he may not have the chi for more Glorious bliss right away.
10. Decreased vision. People have been known to pop blood vessels in the eyes during intimate activity. These should heal and, fortunately, shouldn’t put you out of commission.
Now, for the more serious consequences of “excessive” s*x in a short time span :
Now, for the more serious consequences of “excessive” s*x in a short time span :
11. Heart attack. When it comes to major negative health consequences from s*x, we typically hear about this one. Though a heart attack can strike during cardiovascular activity like s*x, it’s actually rather uncommon. If anything, regular, good s*x boosts heart health.
