10 TOP Questions You Should NEVER Ask a girl
Here
to save you from a ravaged relationship and social suicide are 21
questions you should never ask your gir’lfriend. Some of these questions
may not seem like a big deal, trust me; you’ll thank me for this later:
10. “Are those real?”
Don’t
pay attention to see if any feature of hers is ‘real’ or ‘fake’, be
mature. Just appreciate her beauty-inner and outer- the same way you did
when you fell for her.
9. “How many guys have you slept with?”
Be
careful not to ask this question; it has the possibility of triggering
distressful experiences, and could unintentionally taint your perception
of her. Move on. You’re the one she’s with now.
8. “Can we have another girl in here?” *During sex*
…Pardon
me…do you want to be castrated? Even if you’re not in the bedroom, do
not be the first to ask, unless you are fortunate enough to have a girl
who is not afraid to delve into the carnal shades of kink culture.
7. “Can you chill?”
Ironically, this question just makes her angrier.
6. “What?”
This one word has the potential to generate a cyclone of offense, because it shows that you feel bothered by her asking you something. Instead of “what?”, say “yes?” and the answer won’t be “F*ck off.”
5. “You’re on birth control, right?”
Don’t get me wrong, it’s perfectly ok to agree to some form of contraception, but it’d be better if you just put the condom on. Birth control is only a method of contraception, not a barrier against STD’s or STI’s.
4. “When’s our anniversary?”
Godspeed.
3. “Is it alright if I get some old things from my ex’s house?”
There should be no reason for you to ever go back to an ex. Your ex is irrelevant, and if your ex is mentioned, then it’s not crazy that that alarms your girlfriend, since your ex just crossed your mind. Your ex has probably thrown all your stuff out, anyway.
2. “Do you need a bigger size?”
This goes for shopping trips. Unless we’re talking br’as for her exceptional rack, or pa’nties for her juicy cakes, you should not ask your gi’rlfriend if she needs a bigger size.
1. “Are you on your p’eriod?”
Just because a woman appears moody, starts an argument, or goes on a soul search with a spoon , does not mean she is PMS-ing or on her period. Women will most likely tell you if she is on her per’iod, but if she doesn’t, just safely assume that she is having an off day, and try to make her feel better as best you can.
